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Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts

February 28, 2018

2 Timothy

39 minutes ago I shared verse 6.
only to find out this is the verse-of-the-day

That precious memory triggers another: your honest faith—and what a rich faith it is, handed down from your grandmother Lois to your mother Eunice, and now to you! And the special gift of ministry you received when I laid hands on you and prayed—keep that ablaze! God doesn’t want us to be shy with his gifts, but bold and loving and sensible.
2 Timothy 1:7 MSG

May 12, 2015

Translation Exasperation ...

"We were closed on yesterday".

"Hi, This is Dr. Dory Palben, I have reviewed your application.  Please call me I have a few more questions to actz you".


February 20, 2012

It's OfficiaL...















i'm totally allergic to corn & milk, well cows milk.
years ago when i was married to that short penis'd p'do in arkansas, i read these books about allergies cause he was trying to get custody of his child from his exWife cause she was a smoker and so was her husband and the custody battle custod-ee had lots of allergies and altho u can't be allergic to smoke, you can be allergic to the allergens in smoke...  etc... @ that time,  i read some books about food allergies and found out i had a problem with cows milk then, too and i started lactaid milk and it helped.  and then i quit and then i started having problems again and then i was tested and now i'm drinking lactaid milk again.

i was thinking about the udders on cows when this post started and that made me think about the exp'do abuser and the mere fact that cow udder tits are longer than his penis was when hard, so, YES, i did have to write about it.  Why?   cause...

it's 2me4meByme - and it really is ME - !!

October 27, 2011

if U're inside the box, You're NOT Thinking...

the New BLogger has left my cogs in a clogged mess.  nonetheless, here I am today thinking - 'why do i even waste my oxygen on INSIDE the box - minions?